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pet diaries

my girlfriend, the salsarina sent me a hilarious link last night.

so [this] is the original pet diaries joke. sal said she wondered what my spideykids would say in there. i then promised her to write a spider's diary.

but first, i'm immortalising the excerpts from a dog's diary and a cat's diary here, in case the link gets taken down in the future. :) let me stress again that this is not my work, i merely pasted the text into my fonts and layouts.





and now, my very long-winded spider's diary...