so [this] is the original pet diaries joke. sal said she wondered what my spideykids would say in there. i then promised her to write a spider's diary.
but first, i'm immortalising the excerpts from a dog's diary and a cat's diary here, in case the link gets taken down in the future. :) let me stress again that this is not my work, i merely pasted the text into my fonts and layouts.


and now, my very long-winded spider's diary...
