July 19th, 2006

goodhairday

sex on a string

this will shock a few peeps. :)



no, i wasn't colour-blind. yes, i still love blue very much. it will forever reign supreme.

but if sex was deep crimson and came on a black string, this would be it. ;)


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specky

apples and wine

i don't usually forward stuff but this one really cracked me up. :)

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Apples & Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with all the good apples you know.
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