i have all four of my wisdom teeth. i want to keep them all. i want to have 32 teeth. but... i cannot. :( mr dentist has dictated that they must all be evicted from my mouth, because there is simply not enough real estate for them all to reside in comfortably.
also because the bottom ones are growing out sideways into my cheeks. o.o
therefore, i will need to do two surgeries (bottom ones) and two extractions (top ones), one of each at the same time. actually i'm not keen to do both top and bottom on the same day (top and bottom toothies on the right side will be making their getaway hand in hand on tuesday) but that would make more sense rather than have four separate procedures. sigh.
so i will be a right-sided chipmunk for a week. upon recovery, i will proceed to become a left-sided chipmunk for another week. urgh.
i've been told i will have to be on a liquid diet for at least 3 days!